The best headline I have seen.

Monkeys Control Robot Arm With Their Thoughts

And it is real! It comes not from my imagination or the Onion, but from the New York Times. I have not read the story yet; I am still just enjoying the headline. If you want to read about it, you can check it out for yourself here.

I have always feared that one day monkeys and robots would form an alliance. If rats and dolphins hear about this we are really screwed.